things i learned,
things i ate,
and answers to questions that you probably didn't have {but my mom did}
1. cocks comb is gross,
so is jelly fishies,
and shrimps,
but truffles rock.
2. hot dogs and mac and cheese and schnitzel
still reign supreme on my list of most favorite foods.
3. more restaurants should have a menu option that reads something along the lines of,
don't worry about ordering...just sit down and let us bring you food
4. what were your favorite meals?
the ones with a lot of my favorite people and a lot of time
and a lot of booze:
and then there were the ones that i was completely obliterated for,
those were fun!
5. ok, but food-wise, which were your faves?
and i've been back to kesté like a zillion trillion times and the black label burger at minetta tavern really was worth an arm and an eye ball and baohaus...oh there are simply too many... my favorites were all comfy foods
additionally, some of the best things i ate this year weren't part of restaurant challenge.
they were:
the banh mi at fatty 'cue {photos were kidnapped!},
the hot sauce and honey butter chicken biscuit from the pies n thighs booth at the columbus circle holiday market,
and, of course,
my 3,000 chicken schnitzel schnitzel truck sandwiches {happy birthday, oleg!}
6. things i ate for the first time:
cock's comb*, shrimpies*, truffles, fluke, sea bass, venison, duck, lamb, bunny rabbit, manta ray, caviar, salsify, rutabaga, liver, tongue, pickles, bone marrow, foie gras, turnip, tuna, quail egg, short ribs, goat, piggie face, mussels*, squid*, bitter melons*, eel*, seitan*, tempeh*, beets... ok i'm getting embarrassed.
*ew
7. did you get chubbier?
no. look at this graph i drew that charts my weight:
see?! i broke even!
9. how are you not poor?
well, my computer is about to combust,
my phone screen is shattered,
and i don't love marc jacobs like i used to,
if that says anything...
it was just all about priorities and work study money,
and also winning free schnitzels.
10. whatchu gonna do now that it's over?
not be that girl that takes pictures with her food.
oy vay i got so sick of that.
and also i won't feel stressed on saturdays to squeeze in the restaurant for that week.
...in 2011, i might master the art of the tv dinner or something.
or think of another little project, like, 52 dog butts 52 weeks.
i love dog butts. they so cute.
bye bye, restaurant challenge!!
xoxo
yeh