mustaches for people without
such as, but not limited to:
a majority of females
asian males {#stereotypesiamallowedtomakebecauseiamasian}
a guide for my real life friends
who are attending my mustache get together
this weekend
{sorry, blog friends}
1. draw one on your finger with a sharpie marker
{you can also draw one directly on your face with a sharpie marker,
depending on how hardcore you really are}
2. ye old mask
{thanks, izia!}
3. a necklace!
if you don't have a super awesome art student friend to make you one,
you may purchase one at
catbird in brooklyn
4. put one on a stick
{because things are just better on sticks... think about corndogs}
5. use other hair
{via}
6. purchase from the vending machine on amsterdam between 85th and 86th
have wonderful a wonderful weekend!
xoxo
yeh