{no, not my firstborn}

today was the first day i...

1. baby-sat for a baby that wasn't my sis

2. burped a baby

juggles baby,

 takes out black berry, 

pulls up google,

types in,

"how to burp a baby"

ah! fantastic.

i am a pro.

{kidding. that didn't actually happen}

3. drove a car in new york city

baby's mum, "heyyyy molly, you don't drive do you?"

"why, yes i do!"

forgetting that i've only driven in suburbia, u.s.a.

"PERFECT! CAN YOU PARK MY CAR?"

...don't worry, mum, the parking garage was only a block away,

{no left turns needed}

4. ate at

'wichcraft

with friend maria.

'twas good.

'cept we both agreed that

our little neighborhood hole-in-the-wall

has better sandwiches.

no 'fense, tom

5. ate a mushroom

i know, right?

i've never had one.

but they're part of tom's chicken 'wich. 

so i said what the hell, and gave it a go.

it was fine.

sorta covered by the fontina, so i probably didn't get the full effect. 

i don't think i'm mentally ready to eat a solo mushroom anyways yet.

but may i tell a weird story?

as i bit into the mushroom stricken sandwich,

mum texted me to say,

"i think you should try mushrooms this week." 

did you have any firsts today??

xoxo

yeh